WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
food, no wait its always running through me mind :O
and down to my thighs ;(
When you really need to pee
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Harry potter remake? I think so!!
inothernews:
Billy Stinson comforts his daughter, Erin, as they sit on the steps where their cottage once stood in Nags Head, North Carolina. The home, built in 1903 and listed on the National Register of Historic Places, was destroyed by Hurricane Irene. (Photo: Getty Images via the New York Post)
From tragedy, an amazing work of photojournalism.
You’re in an argument and you have a good ass comeback
and all your friends are like

and you’re sitting there like

and the person you were arguing with is all like

and then you’re all like, YEA NIGGA FALLBACK

More Laughs Here
Looking into a security camera
When my mom is cooking, i don’t help her.
I just had a thought. If a person is born deaf, what language do they think in?